A head of an old woman sticking out above the street level.
Head: Halloo!
…Excuse me!
…Hey!
…For God´s sake!
…Halloo!
Excuse me! Hello!
Stefan: Sorry, I am in a hurry.
Head: Help!
Stefan: I am in a hurry. On my way to the government session. I have no change. Next time.
Head: My apologies. Have fun!
Stefan: Damned! Fuck! I´ll be late! Once in my life I head for the government session on foot, no cell to relax for fifteen minutes, and here we are! Problems right away! What happened?
Head: I fell in here.
Stefan: How?
Head: Normally. I was crossing the road.
Stefan: Something really stinks here.
Head: Sorry. That´s me. I have been here for some time now.
Stefan: And nobody tried to….?
Head: No. I suppose nobody has really seen me.
Stefan: Damned! Maybe there is a hidden camera somewhere around here! Maybe someone wants to compromise me. Who do you vote for?
Head: I always check off whatever I feel like. Will you help me?
Stefan: So you don´t care at all. Fine. How did you get stuck in there?
Head: Somehow I suddenly felt sick.
Stefan: What do you mean? I can smell the booze for about a kilometre.
Head: Oh, please, I have had a hard life.
Stefan: What can I say - that´s society!
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translated by Blanka Křivánková
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